"Jonny Waxman - The Astrologer"

www.the-astrologer.net

 

 

 

"2026 Year of Chaos & Change"

"All 4 Facets of Your Personality will Re-Awaken"

2026 - You'll Get Something New & Important

Astrology Predicts What & When it Will Happen

 

.. .. .. ...

 

Audio "Chaos is an Ingredient of Life"

 

 

"Chaos in 2026"

 

"Chaos" is Necessary Ingredient for Destiny's "Changes"

"Chaos" is in Your Mind

"Chaos" Awakens Your Mind

"Chaos" Shows You The Truth

"Chaos" Gives You Energy to Change

"Chaos" Says Live Life With Excitement

"Chaos" Says Love Doing Something Energetic

"Chaos" Says Fall-in-Love with Life

"Chaos" Says Be Healthy Mind, Body & Soul

 

 

"8 Reasons for Chaos"

 

1. Saturn in Pisces [Water] => Saturn enters Aries [Fire]

2. Neptune in Pisces [Water] => Neptune enters Aries [Fire]

3. Planets in Aquarius [Air] conjunct Pluto in Aquarius [Air]

4. Uranus in Taurus [Earth] => Uranus enters Gemini [Air]

5. Mars in Capricorn [Earth] => Mars enters Aquarius [Air]

6. Planets in Pisces [Water] => Planets enters Aries [Fire]

7. Mars in Pisces [Water] => Mars enters Aries [Fire]

8. Jupiter in Cancer [Water] => Jupiter enters Leo [Fire]

 

Planets Changing StarSigns - Means - Changes are Coming

The Future [Fire] has Zero Tolerance for Living-in-the-Past

The Future [Fire] has Zero Tolerance for Dead-Boring-Life

The Future [Fire] Wants You to "Stop Being Lazy & Boring"

 

The Future [Fire] Wants You to Be "Turned-On & Excited"

The Future [Fire] Wants You to "Love The Gift of Your Life"

The Future Aries [Fire] Begins a "Brand New Phase of Life"

 

 

"Exciting Chaos"

 

[A] Financial ....

 

1. Moving into a New Home

2. Changing Careers

3. Starting New Business

4. Improved Finances

5. Travel The World

6. Buying New Car

7. Receiving Inheritance

8. Sudden Windfalls

 

[B] Relationships ....

 

1. Meeting Someone New

2. Falling in Love & Dating

3. New Sexual-Love Relationship

4. Getting Engaged & Married

5. Having Children

6. Getting Divorced

7. New Freedom in Relationship-Zone

8. Death of Someone Close to You

 

[C] Lifestyle ....

 

1. Getting the All-Clear from Illness's

2. Becoming & Feeling Healthy Again

3. Feeling Young Again

4. Starting New Physical Energetic Gym

5. Learning to Sing / Play Instruments

6. Starting a New Hobby

 

[D] Enlightenment ....

 

1. Finding Enlightened Truth

2. Finding The True God That Works For You

3. Revival in Your Belief in Mysterious & Mystical

4. Dumping All Fake Man-Made Religions

5. Finding the Real God of Truth & God of Love

 

 

"Nervous Chaos"

 

1. Nervous-Chaos is Normal When You're Searching

2. Nervous Because You Can't See the Future Yet

3. Nervous in Moving Home & Changing Anything

4. Nervous-Chaos Because "Things have Ended"

 

Nervous Energy is a "Mind-Energy" of Your Thoughts

Nervous Energy ensures "Your Mind" in Forced to Think

Nervous Energy Stops - When You've Found Your Future

Nervous Energy Then Becomes Huge Relief & Happiness

 

 

"Short-Term Chaos"

 

1. Short-Term Angry Chaos - Nervy People "Freak-Out"

2. When Things Fall Apart - Nervy People "Freak-Out"

3. "Chaos creates Anger" - When Relationships End

4. "Chaos creates Anger" - When Things Go Wrong

5. "Chaos" - Being Fired or Evicted from the Past

6. "Chaos" - Being Left Alone - No-One Loves You

 

"Short Term Chaos" - Normal Duration 7 Days => 30 Days

"Short Term Chaos" - Needs You to Accept it & Move-on"

"Short Term Chaos" is Triggered by Inner Emotional Chaos

"Short Term Chaos" Needs Strength to Calm-Down

 

"2026" Says Avoid Lunatics Who Create "Drama & Chaos"

"2026" Says Use Your Mind to Eliminate "Drama & Chaos"

"2026" Says Embrace the "Chaos" that Leads to Happiness

 

 

When is WTF ?

 

Astrology defines - "it" will Definitely Happen in "2026"

Exactly "When" - is defined - By Your Circumstances

"WTF" - the Best Way to Describe the Sudden Shocks

"WTF" - Goodbye to the Past & Hello To the Future

"WTF" - Something Unbelievable When it Happens

 

"Chaos" Means Ending Anything that's Wrong for You

"Chaos" Will Happen When You See Truth Clearly

"Chaos" Will Happen to Get Your Life Moving Forwards

"Chaos" & "WTF" Zones - Will Make "2026" Very Exciting

 

 

 

"2026 - Year of Exciting 1st's"

"Kali-Chaos & Satya-Happiness"

 

Jewish Kabbala of "Achrei-Mos => Kedoshim"

Jewish Talmud of "Sota-Gitin => Kidushin"

Indian Philosophy of "Kali Yuga => Satya Yuga"

Nature's Cycle of "After Winter => Springtime"

 

"Kali-Chaos" Will Lead to "Happy Satya Yuga"

"Chaos" is a Destructive Force to Create "Endings"

"Chaos" is a Necessary Ingredient of "Beginnings"

 

Aries [Fire] - 1st StarSign that "Refuses to Hold onto Past"

Aries [Fire] - Creates "New" - via - "Destroying The Past"

Aries [Fire] - Detaches, Destroys, Deletes "Dead & Useless"

Aries [Fire] - Entices You to Do What's "Right for You"

Aries [Fire] - Creates & Delivers "Genuine Excitement"

Aries [Fire] - Creates Energy of "Inspiration in Your Mind"

 

*** 26th Jan' 2026 - Neptune enters Aries [Fire]

*** Neptune in Aries [Fire] - 26th Jan' 2026 => 2038

*** 14th Feb' 2026 - Saturn enters Aries [Fire]

*** Saturn in Aries [Fire] - 14th Feb 2026 => 2028

*** 20th March 2026 - Sun enters Aries [Fire]

*** Sun in Aries [Fire] - 20th March => 19th April 2026

*** 8th April 2026 - Mars HOME enters Aries [Fire]

*** Mars in Aries [Fire] - 8th April => 18th May 2026

*** Uranus enters Gemini [Air] - 26th April 2026

*** Jupiter in Leo [Fire] - 1st July 2026 => July 2027